I wish I could tweet like Neil Gaiman.

God. I wish I could tweet like Neil Gaiman.

Checking in occasionally on his twitters, I

can't help but think: here's a nice guy. He 

gives a damn about people. He likes to be

in touch. And he's [no new flash here] flippin'

brilliant. It's got to be fun to hang around 

with him...but challenging...he doesn't stay

in one place long. All in all: amazing.

If, by the way, you're looking for a great

knock-out sedative that's not habit forming,

type my name into twitter search. I've deleted

almost every tweet twittered. I look at the 140

and freeze like a statue on the playground.